Levi and Dana in the backseat of the car chatting. Jason and I not paying attention until we hear:
Dana: You're not God!
Levi: I'm not God? I said I'm good!
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Dana: Are we going miniature golfing today, Mom?
Me: Yes
Dana: I'm scared of Dragon Flies. I want to stay here with Daddy.
Me: You're scared of Dragon Flies? Was there a dragon fly last time we went miniature golfing?
Dana: Yes
Me: Where?
Dana: In the hole.
She really talks like this. Miniature is obviously not pronounced exactly so, but I really carry on conversations with her like this. Crazy.
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(Levi and I playing swords. I was Captain Hook, Levi Peter Pan. Dana walks in):
Dana (looking at me): Hi bad guy! I love you bad guy!
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I was doing dishes when Camille woke up. The kids were playing with the toy kitchen and heard her over the monitor and went up to play with her. This is what I heard over the monitor w/ the 3 kids upstairs:
Levi: Dana, go downstairs and turn the stove off [toy stove]. The fish is going to burn!
Dana: You go turn it off while I stay here and play with Camille.
Levi: No, Dana. I'll stay here. You'll hurt her. I need to protect her.
These kids crack me up.
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Dana: I have a wiener on my bummy.
Me: You don't have a wiener?
Dana: Why?
Me: Because you're a girl. Daddy and Levi have wieners. You, me and Camille don't have Wieners.
Dana: Daddy said I had a wiener on my bummy.
Me: No, Daddy didn't say that. You're a girl.
Dana: Only at Kid to Kid?
Me: What? They don't have Wieners at Kid to Kid.
Dana: (Laugh).
Where does she get this stuff?
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Oct. 2011
Me: Dana, you look so cute.
Dana: (Pointing at me) No, YOU look so cute!
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I came downstairs after changing Camille's diaper.
Me: Dana, why didn't you get your boots on?
Dana: 'Cause we were having a party down here!
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Nov. 2011
Dana: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday!
Me: Wow, Dana! How did you learn that? Dad, did you hear that? Dana, you're so smart!
Levi: Dana, you're not as smart as me. But you're sort of smart. Good job!
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Feb. 2012
Levi: Mom, how does Dad earn money at work? Every time he does something right he gets a penny or something?
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April 2012
Me: Levi, your primary teacher said you are really good in class.
Levi: I know. I get the answers right. The teacher holds up a picture, and I say what it's about. Like he held one up, and I said, "That's Jesus and John the baptist. Then he said, "Did your mom teach you this lesson before church?"
Me and Dad: (Laugh)
Levi: That's weird, huh?
